Roger Clemens just signed a 1 year, $28 million contract to pitch for the New York Yankees. He will be 45 in August. How many pitchers have been 45 years old and can a 45 year old pitcher really get hitters out? Let’s look at the stats…
It turns out that if Roger Clemens is still pitching when he makes it to his birthday he will be the 15th pitcher in major league history to be at least 45 years old. He’s in very good company: the list includes Satchel Paige, the oldest at age 59, Hoyt Wilhelm at 49, Nolan Ryan at 46, Tommy John at 46, and Gaylord Perry at 45.
Baseball isn’t the only sport where old age and treachery outwit youth and skill. James Hylton vied for a spot in the Daytona 500 – at age 72, 41 years after he was named Nascar’s rookie of the year. Alas he didn’t make the cut but he is intent on qualifying at Alabama’s Talladega Speedway this month.
George Foreman won a world heavyweight title at the age of 45. If you’re vegetarian, it’s probably a toss up whether it’s more dangerous to go 10 rounds in the ring or fry a burger in the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine, for which Foreman has made more than $150 million, nearly double what he made boxing but probably not approaching Rocky Balboa’s take.
The prize for oldest active professional sportsman in the world goes to Fred Davis. Who? Why Fred Davis the snooker player, who was 78 when he retired in 1992. Just for the record, Fred is no relation to snooker player Steve Davis.
So what is the secret to being great when you’re old? You could follow Satchel Paige’s six rules as told to David Lipman in his 1962 autobiography:
- Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood (I think George Foreman followed this advice too)
- If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts
- Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move
- Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society — the social ramble ain’t restful
- Avoid running at all times
- And don’t look back — something might be gaining on you
Roger, are you listening?
That’s today’s math behind the news. I’m Larry Shiller.
Sources:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/05/06/bc.clemens.yankees.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satchel_Paige
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/01/16/septuagenarian_hylton_right_on.html